andrew
One great thing about children is that they will say what they want. They don’t worry about social etiquette and other rules of society. Ask them a question and they will give you an honest answer.
If you’re just listening to the child’s reply, you may think it’s funny, but it’s a different story if you’re the mom who has to discipline the kid. Like this woman who was working in her kitchen and listening to her five-year-old son play with his new train set in the living room.
When the train stopped, she heard her son say, “All of you sons of b*****s who want off, get the hell off now ’cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*****s who are getting on, get your asses in the train ’cause we’re going down the tracks.”
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Horrified by what she heard, she went into the living room and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
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After two hours, the boy came out of his bedroom and started playing with his train again. When the train stopped, the mother listened closely to what her son had to say.
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“All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”
The boy continued, “For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
The mother was quite happy with what she heard until the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the b**** in the kitchen!”
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